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| LEEDS UNITED AFC | Pride of Yorkshire |
| Est. 1919 |
A Joke for the Leeds fans.David Beckham goes to his barbers wearing a personal stereo; asks for the usual but refuses to take off the headphones, saying that it would cause him to die! The Barber shrugs and says OK then - but you'll look daft.The month after David's back, still wearing the stereo. The Barber tries to insist on it being removed, so that he can do the job properly. David's having none of it, stating that if he removes the headphones, he will most definately expire. Once again, David gets his way and the Barber has to work around the obstruction (which probably explains a lot if you've seen David's hairstyle recently!). |
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Anyway, the following month Becks is back for the usual - once again
stating up-front that the headphones will not be budged, or he'll die.
So off we go again and the Barber sets to work.
Half way through the job, the Barber notices that our Nation's hero (not) has fallen asleep. Right, he thinks, this is the opportunity I've been waiting for. He carefully slips off the headphones and gets to work on the long lost piece of scalp. Within a few seconds there's a gurgling sound coming from the customer. Then a cough and more gurgling and writhing around in the chair. Then, Becks slumps, motionless in the Barbers Chair. He's snuffed it. Distraught, the Barber cries, What have I done, What have I done. Curious, he picks up the headphones and listens... "Breathe in... Breathe out... Breathe in... Breath out... A verdict of death by stupidity was returned. OK it's only a joke and we don't really wish any ill-will on our mate Mr. Posh. But it is funny :-) |
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I can't resist just another quickie - THE TRUTH behind the Beckham/Fergusson Rift... Becks is late for training one day, so Fergie rings and tells him to get his a**e in gear. David says that he'll be there as soon as he's finished this Jigsaw he's doing with Brooklyn. Fergie's none too pleased and says if Becks isn't at the ground by 12, he'll be round to drag him into work. Well, it hits 12 and David's worried, so he phones Alex on his mobile. Help me boss, he says, we cant get this Jigsaw started at all. Fergie says; I'm already on my way, tell me what's on the box. David replies; It's a Chicken, definately a Chicken. Within a minute, Fergie walks into the room. Looks at the box and says; David, you stupid boy. Put the Cornflakes away and get your coat. |
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